Casey Anthony Might Be Making Another Baby, Casey Anthony Fires Back

According to the highly reliable National Enquirer, the kind of news outlet that has to remind people how right they turned out to be on a story back in ’97, Casey Anthony of Casey Anthony not guilty of killing her daughter murder trial infamy is seeking to have another baby. And not just with any old guy, according to a self-described close friend of Casey Anthony:

She’s been in touch with several men who wrote to her in jail. She’s picking the wealthiest one and plans on making him the father of her baby. She wants to get pregnant and be waited on hand and foot!

First off, this sounds like incredibly poorly sourced bullshit. Secondly, this sounds like an actual solid plan. Casey Anthony is apparently penniless and working a housekeeping job on the down low to pay her bills. If some lonely Palm Beach guy who writes letters to charged felons in prison wants to make make a baby with her and keep her as his princess, why the fuck not? It’s not super principled, but once everybody believes you killed your toddler, it’s not like this is going to besmirch your glowing public reputation. Maybe if you kill the next kid that could keep you out of the Junior League, but finding a sugar daddy to knock you up, that’s pro forma for pretty much every girl who dates and pro athlete.

I’m not the only one outraged by these RadarOnline claims. Casey Anthony herself seems up in arms. I will warn you, before entering the Casey Anthony blog, this is like going down the rabbit hole. Do not do so lightly. You may not come back.

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