Bradley Cooper’s Teen Girlfriend Seems Fun

I’m pretty sure Bradley Cooper paid some desk clerk at the Hague to change this chick’s birth certificate to read eighteen so he won’t get flagged by Interpol. If you love young girls, that’s a trouble worth going to. You don’t want to end up as a wanted man on the back of suspiciously non-refrigerated milk cartons. Bradley Cooper would not do well in prison. Suki Waterhouse is a professionally paid runway model, which means she has to be at least nine. I try not to judge. In 6th century Europe or 21st century Afghanistan she’d be more than old enough to marry and eventually produce children after her first bleed. I’m out of Bradley Cooper is banging a teen chick jokes. Insert your own.

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