Angelea Preston Sues Tyra Banks Over Whore Money (VIDEO)

Angelea Preston, for whom the entire world of VH-1 and Bravo opportunities commonly available to semi-literate trashy looking woman of color was just opening, insists she was denied her victory in Cycle 17 of America’s Next Top Model because producers and Tyra Banks found out she used to be a paid escort. The show uses the terms Cycles instead of Seasons as the amount of clostridium botulinum, cake makeup, and clear booze consumed on set has caused all the contestants and production crew to be in constant state of menstruation. Everything is shot from the ankles up so you don’t see the blood clotting on the otherwise fabulous shoes.

Preston’s $3 million lawsuit claims even though the final aired show didn’t reveal her to be the winner of Cycle 17, she was told by producers she had won and would be taking home the prize package of $100K plus a set of chlamydia soaked silver hairbrushes. Then it was all swapped out in post-production when her secret sex for hire past was discovered. Discovering a contestant on ANTM used to be a whore involves the painstaking process of asking them ‘Hey, what did you do before this, and be honest?’ Had she merely taken bearer bonds or a Guess photo ad in exchange for sex, Preston would’ve bonded with Tyra over war stories and ethanol soaked cotton balls. Preston says she never was told being a prostitute was a deal killer and that no rational person would believe that DQs you from any model or actress related award. That does make sense. Look for this lawsuit to be settled quickly in the manner of Tyra Banks ripping out this chick’s weave, calling her a whore, and pushing her down a flight of stairs. That’s model justice.