1Oak Went for the Bargain Kardashian

Kendall Jenner in your harem for one evening runs you the annual salary of a decent utility infielder. You can book Khloe for your Vegas gig for  a dozen tins of beef stroganoff. If you’ve ever spent New Year’s in Vegas, you know that 90% of the customer base is so wasted they won’t know which Kardashian you’re fronting at your club, let alone if she’s the famous Push Me Pull You the cab driver got greased to tell you is a must see in Vegas. It’s a shame that the technology has yet to be invented that can give Khloe the raw whore appeal of her sisters. Something to chat about when she visits her real dad at the Lovelock Correctional Center.

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