There’s A New Sexy Loser

Sean Kory’s mugshot blew up Twitter by way of some chicks who have trouble understanding social norms in the face of an exasperated Twitter share. Kory was arrested for attacking a guy at a Halloween party dressed as a Fox News reporter because Kory is scholar warrior who takes Halloween costumes literally. Or he’s just a drug fiend whose sexy pursed lips hide his rotting meth teeth After serving out his second strike on assault charges, Kory will most likely become engaged to an obese white girl named Becky and drive her father to double his drinking. If you’re a teen chick into prison crushes please be aware his dreads most likely smell like week old dead raccoons and he will likely crush your orbital bones every time he doesn’t get what he wants for dinner after refusing to tell you what he wants and making you guess. Go for the nice guy you sit next to in biology. He’s going to care about your orgasm and he won’t steal your bike.

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