Rihanna Oiled Up for Esquire

November 5, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

It simply shouldn’t be that hard to find famous foreign chicks with loose morals to coat in baby oil and get half naked for the cameras. We used to have a dozen or more magazines that did precisely that. Everybody got drunk and high and shot fun pictures and men leered the results. Now everybody’s got a sensitive vagina, including half the men. You can’t leer anymore. I wish I could travel back in time to a simpler age when men were men and died early from untreated syphilis. Better to burn out than fade away. Leppard forever. Fuck yeah.

Photo credit: Esquire Magazine

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