Reese Witherspoon Is a Living Fairy

November 5, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

You don’t need to see that video again where drunk Reese Witherspoon reminds a Georgia police officer that she once was the plucky star of Desperate Choices: To Save My Child on Lifetime. Oh, fuck, watch it again:

Reese used her wagging finger and star power once again to get out of a parking ticket in Los Angeles. Getting a meter maid to junk a ticket in L.A. is one of the modern Herculean tasks. It’s merely an urban legend. But that fucking wagging finger. It’s like Harry Potter’s wand or James Deen’s cock. Poof, you’re defenseless and being pummeled in the rectum.

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