Obama Casts Shade or Some Shit on Michael Jordan

Barack Obama responded to Michael Jordan’s assertion that he is a “shitty golfer” by bringing up the fact Jordan sucks as his job of running the Charlotte Hornets. For a competitive psycho like Jordan this is equivalent to spitting on your father’s grave. Asked about Jordan’s comments Obama took a dig, and then got insecure and defensive:

“He might want to spend more time thinking about the Bobcats … or the Hornets… But there is no doubt that Michael is a better golfer than I am. Of course if I was playing twice a day for the last 15 years, then that might not be the case.”

Obama is right. Jordan sucks at his job precisely because he plays way too much golf. Conversely, critics say the same about Obama. What is it about guys and golf? Your driver isn’t an extension of your dick. Now that Obama has nothing to do for the next two years, look for him to up his hours spent on the course. It’s a game where you compete against yourself and your success or failure is yours alone. This lack of accountability is why they both love it. Although the day we start speaking Chinese I have money on Charlotte to be NBA Champs.

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