Nina Agdal Poses In Lingerie

There’s a special place in Hell for people who Photoshop nipples out of perfectly good pictures. Image editing software was invented to put Emma Watson’s head on nude bodies, not to smudge out nature’s own finer bits. In the dark ages, maybe the middle ages or the Renaissance, the popes ordered artists to lop off all the exposed junk in classic sculptures and paintings because Jesus hates genitals even though his dad keeps on making them. Most of us no longer shit in the river or believe that leeches can cure our ass cancers, we need to progress in the moral arts as well. Me and the Willis girls and Michelle Obama are going to free those nipples whether you like it or not. Be ready, America.

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