Mayweather Pays To Play

Floyd Mayweather hired ten strippers to twerk for an Instagram video in his hotel room in a sad attempt to show how culturally relevant he is. It’s also possible he contrived the whole thing as a lame excuse to makes his ass look sexy, which can get you stoned to death in many of his circles without a proper alibi. Floyd paid $3,000 each for the fetish models which kind of negates whatever baller status he was going for. Stephen Hawking could hire the entire staff of the Spearmint Rhino to shine his wheelchair in high heels and dog collars but at the end of the day what would it prove. Just that you’re overcompensating because most people care far more about pussy than black hole thermodynamics. Or boxing for that matter.

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