Kylie Jenner’s Rapper Boyfriend Does Her Right

Tyga canceled his music appearance at a West Hollywood nightclub because they refused to let his seventeen year old Kardashian girlfriend into the venue. Tyga’s has the fourth lamest fake rapper name ever, made a baby with Kim’s friend Black Chyna and is now not legally banging Kylie Jenner. Hence, girlfriend. I guess the club decided losing their million dollar liquor license wasn’t worth the appearance of statutory felonious rapper who doesn’t even make the top ten list of rappers the Kardashian girls have let slam them in the thumper. If Bruce Jenner wasn’t imagining being on the receiving end of some hot Tyga bone, he might be he appropriate person to step in and try to reverse seventeen years of concubine training of his youngest child. With Children and Family Services occupied with professional athletes beating their bastard sons with various implements, that leaves nobody left to protect this child growing up like the Lord of the Flies if the shipwrecked boys all had Range Rovers and moms urging them to screw black celebrities.  I think this is sad, but I can’t feel anything.

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