Kendall Jenner Needs Quiet

Kendall Jenner went on Nightline because that program sucks now and your vote doesn’t count. She explained how she told her sister Kim Kardashian not to attend her fashion shows because it was a distraction from her artistic expression of showing some aureola in an overpriced fashion label tragedy marketed to dumb losers and alimony receiving cunts:

“I think that if my sister was sitting front row, and my sister is who she is, I know this sounds kind of weird, but it almost would have almost taken the attention away from what I’m trying to do on my own.”

Surely people recognize Kim’s rectum from her porno but I don’t quite understand how that effects your ability to prance around in heels. You’re not removing a parasitic twin from its host and it’s not that complicated. Your sister’s legendary saloon whoring shouldn’t have any baring on your ability to serve cocktails. How about showing a little gratitutde. If Kim Kardashian hadn’t taken so many famous black men for the team, nobody would even know your name. Bend over and cough.

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