Jennifer Lopez Breasts Doing Well

Jennifer Lopez’s breasts seem to have recovered from her long term relationship with her gay male backup dancer. When I think of all those things her tits didn’t go through while hooked up with a man who loved to shop for shoes, it’s almost abusive. Whoever she’s paying to keep those things looking picture perfect, it’s not enough. Even if it’s a Black Forest witch who drains the blood of children to cauldron up immortal tits for Jennifer, I’d say send more kids picnicking into the forest. We can easily make more children. Forty-something moms with perfect bodies don’t just come around by getting drunk and grunting five times with your pants down.

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