Fergie Relives Pissing On Herself (VIDEO)

Fergie opened up about that time she pissed all over herself onstage, either to generate promotion for her new album or because she was wasted and about to pee on herself again. There’s not really much to the story according to Fergie, she just really had to piss and didn’t have time before the show. Muscle relaxers or vaginal trauma were not involved:

“I’m running on and we jump and do Let’s Get It Started, and I get crazy and I jump and I run across the stage and my adrenaline was going and gosh… I wish it didn’t happen…It was so embarrassing!”

It would have been embarrassing in the car driving to Vegas with your girlfriends for a bachelorette party. Doing it to a packed house just means you’re mistaking your purpose in life. Let will.i.am sing the hook and take a leak on some cables backstage. With any luck you’ll short out the system and people will have the pleasure of listening to Prince on the PA while your band reflects on why they were forced by their label to make you a member.