Dwight Howard’s Kid Goes To Hooters

Dwight Howard’s baby mama Royce Reed took her kid to Hooters for his birthday dinner. Normally I’d have no problem with this because the kid looks like he’s digging it, plus Hooters is no more sexualized than a Miami Chipotle at this point. It’s just kind of weird when court documents mention your kid has seen you getting railed by the 12th man of the visiting team on multiple occasions. That’s child abuse. You don’t see Bill Cosby taking his wife to a special screening of The Accused. The odds the allegations are true are equal to the kid getting food poisoning, right around fifty. It’s still not a good look since clearly you needed to stop by Hooters to discuss some petty bullshit with one of your skank waitress friends and dragged your kid along. Or the kid’s just a badass and loves tits already. Hashtag living the bastard sweet life.

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