Charles Manson’s Wedding Looking Grim

It looks like Charles Manson will never get to fuck or kill his new bride. Officials at Corcoran State Prison for Really Really Bad People explained the betrothed are only allowed to kiss once and hold hands during their wedding ceremony, and Manson will never be allowed conjugal visits which the bride probably finds comforting. It’s unclear if he will be able to slip a Dixie Cup of stale semen into her clutch. Manson has to wear his prison uni. The bride can wear whatever she wants though preferably something loose fitting that doesn’t irritate her skin during epileptic seizures.. Food can be provided from the vending machines making for a slightly more depressing scene than your average Elks Lodge spread. Instant mashed potatoes vs. Gardetto’s is a wash in my book. The bride and the groom each may invite ten guests and the general public has the right to wonder who the fuck these two might invite that would actually show up. The two should live happily ever during their allotted supervised visits with scopes trained on them. In fairness to the future Mr. and Mrs. Charles Manson, this sounds better than most marriages.

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