Caitlin O’Connor Has a Touch of Modesty

Somebody sent me a letter claiming I’m a shill for this indecently crappy water company. Do I seem that business intelligent to you? That’s rhetorical, you judgmental fucks. I’d take the money if it were offered. Shill is just another word for being able to pay the rent and afford the good Ebola containment suits when the time comes. There’s no glory in being destitute and date raped in the gutter by hobos as you stay true to your art. Michelangelo, Picasso, that Chinese panda that painted characters with his feces. All lived comfortably sponsored lives. This chick is covering her tits with her hands because you don’t deserve to see them. Not today you don’t.

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