Stephen Collins Gets Off

Stephen Collins will not be charged with child molestation, even though he admitted to various lewd and German businessmen type acts with young neighbor girls back in the day. The statute of limitations has expired on the crimes he confessed to committing. Maybe he knew that when he made his confession. You don’t get to be a working pedo into your 60’s without being a little savvy. The police are searching for more recent victims as sex offenders tend not to stick to their New Year’s Resolutions of no more dangling my dick in front of middle schoolers this year.

In an effort to sway the public opinion of maybe three guys in the world, Collins’ attorneys are claiming his ex-wife ambushed him and recorded the criminal confessions to extort him for more dollars in their divorce settlement. Which is almost certainly true, but does little to deny the underlying sickly offenses. Sometimes, even when there is a conspiracy to fuck you up, that is still your jizz on the blue dress not belonging to your comely lesbian wife. If Collins had any shame, he’d write some unnecessarily long and self-serving apology letter then plant a pistol in his mouth and squeeze to seventh heaven. Come on Steve, don’t be a little girl about it.

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