Penelope Cruz Has Nice Rebel Tits

I didn’t think Penelope Cruz could get any more exciting than when she’s on her Pro Palestinian rants in European journals. I know it’s what George and Amal were perusing as they fucked each other silly blasting the yoke of Western capitalism on their honeymoon. But then Penelope showed off her tits for Esquire and I realized she had even more to give. She’s pretty fucking hot. I’d probably blow myself up at a West Bank Sbarro if she promised to give head to my dick when they found it. I’m not sure I’d attend one of her euro-Socialist cocktail parties, I’d have to have some limits. I fucking hate wine cocktails more than self-immolation.

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