Padma Tits Are What’s For Dinner

There’s no one recipe for celebrity success. But if I were concocting a formula, I might go for a heap of good looks and a teaspoon or sperm from a billionaire’s brother. Something like that worked for Padma Lakshmi who turned herself into a wealthy New York socialite and host of a cooking show simply by doing what needed to get done. Modern feminists measure victory by defeating men at their own sport. Women who get shit done measure victory by scoreboard. If you dip into your arsenal and find tits and ass, you’re way ahead of the poor shmuck who only finds bow and arrows.

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