Natalie Gal Figures Out America

There’s a race every October to be the first woman to hold up two pumpkins at chest level so we can all pretend gourd tits is still fresh and funny. It’s the kind of thing that might be amusing between you and your girlfriend before sex in the way that everything your girlfriend does before sex you easily find amusing.

Natalie Gal is a Russian fashion model with a precise set of skills not related to improv. She could probably use a press rep to avoid similar situations at future American holidays. Like shoving the cornucopia in her gooey and declaring the Thanksgiving baby is on its way. You want to make a good impression on your new country. Until you marry a wealthy athlete, then you can plow your Mercedes drunk through the Pumpkin Patch and blame your cheating American husband.

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