Models Decide the Brazilian Election

Every couple of years when Brazil calls another election to decide if they want the Workers Socialist Party, the Socialist United Party, or the United Voices of Samba Socialists to ruin their country, the ex-patriot models in the U.S. head to the nearest Brazilian consulate to exercise their right to show off their legs. Without these breathtaking mannequins taking a break from Pilates and having sex with very good looking men, Brazil might otherwise vote to continue its two hundred years of counter-productive governance. Exit polls showed that front runner Dilma Rousseff did very well among the Brazilian supermodel diaspora, propelling him, or, you know, her, to likely victory as the next Brazilian President. Somebody has to be standing at the podium explaining where all the Olympics money went.

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