Megan Fox Is Limited

Brian Austin Green became the last long term unemployed dad in America to join social media and start posting photos of his children on Instagram. Nobody would give a shit if Green hadn’t drawn the long straw and got to fuck babies into Megan Fox. About five years ago Fox turned her life over to the express intent of becoming less and less fascinating  with each passing day. Her choice of marrying the dude who was once on a TV show in the 90’s says a lot for her commitment to sell less magazine covers. Photoshopped black and white repurposed pictures in men’s magazines is another. At some point she’ll be at a smallish Maryland area book store on C-SPAN talking about her kids picture book about rabbits. That’s the last day the last man in America ever masturbates to Megan Fox and she loses her wings.

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