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October 4, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
I haven’t watched a lot of After School Specials, but I’m pretty sure when you’re going through a divorce and your teen daughter is posting racy bikini photos online and dating 25-year old rappers with babies it’s a sign she needs a hug. Also condoms. Lots of condoms. Kylie Jenner had to feel somewhat wanted knowing her mom asked for full custody of her in settlement papers with her pre-op decathlete ex-husband. Especially if she missed the handwritten contract revision notes where Kris Jenner scribbled, I get the big titted teen for the next $100K, you owe me for all the fucking toy helicopters!
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