Kelly Rowland Seems Pregnant

Kelly Rowland is the chick from Destiny’s Child who isn’t Beyonce. No, not that one, the other one. She’s big in England now which is a testament to her not being big in the United States. She’s also seventy-fourth in succession to have her naked pregnant body shot for a women’s fashion magazine. I still kind of remember when Demi Moore had one of her future alcoholics in her belly and broke all the rules by having herself portrayed naked. That was relatively cool. Now it’s just tedious. Pregnancy is a magnificent miracle of reproduction and some other important shit. But if you have to explain to me why I need to see a chick naked the battle is already lost.

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