Kate Moss Celebrates 25 Years of Being Ass Candy

It’s hard to imagine it’s been a quarter century since Kate Moss first told a photographer she wouldn’t tell her parents if he helped adjust her training bra and made her fashion debut. That seems like 5,000 cocktails and a pound and a half of party drugs ago. But, fuck, she’s still standing. Fashion models can really only be killed by knife wielding jealous boyfriends..

Kate Moss has recently signed on to appear on Gogglebox. It’s a Channel 4 television show in the U.K. where you watch other people watching television. It’s a natural evolution as television fare itself has become so incredibly insipid it only elicits a visible response from a small subset of the socially challenged. Now, you can watch strangers shriek at Real Housewives reveals. Or watch Kate Moss as she watches the fashion channel and mindlessly chain smokes. Unless you’re a wealthy banker or a Colombian drug mule, it’s the closest thing you’ll ever experience to having sex with Kate Moss.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI,PacificCoastNews