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October 23, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Hollywood chicks love to show their tits off at gay events. It’s something akin to the palms up symbol when Maasai warriors cross paths in the savannah. I mean you no harm. I carry no weapons. Save for these gigantic tits I had to have enhanced because I lost too much weight eating nothing but Tanqueray soaked boba balls for nineteen months. It’s all about representing peace. And scaring the shit out of the gay men who fear your tits might touch their face. That’s probably homophobic, but only like barely so.
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