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October 17, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
I’ve never done shit by popular demand. I don’t care to be popular. I’m mildly dyslexic, which means I hate the world for making me an ogre. But when a bunch of you including one girl who is all that really matters asked to see Jason Biggs peeing on Chelsea Handler’s head, fuck, why not.
I was going to read the amusing backstory that goes with this whizzing moment, but I knew it would only ruin for me what I can more blindly categorize as a dipshit pissing on a human urinal cake. Now I can have a good laugh, but backwards since I’m mildly dyslexic like Rex Ryan and Cher and a bunch of other famous dudes who have trouble getting laid.