Donald Sterling Reunites With Whore

Police were called to Donald Sterling’s house, presumably by Shelly Sterling who has an army of nosy yenta neighbors peering through their yellow tinged blinds. Shelly had received word that V. Stiviano was back on the grounds of Camp Geezer Fuck. Shelly despises Stiviano, not because she had a loving marriage broken asunder but because Stiviano her honey paws into the Sterling family till.

Nobody in this upscale neighborhood has actually had sex with their spouse since they made a pledge in college to stop being happy and focus on clothes and cocktail parties. The police came, saw a lot of things wrong but nothing criminal, and left Sterling and Stiviano alone to have a painstaking hour of manual copulation followed by an exchange of money and a search for answers. Shelly probably just wanted the cops to respond for documentation of her ongoing lawsuit against Stiviano who she claims is a professional gold digger. Donald Sterling was slightly put out by the cop call until he realized that meant another hour of the L.A.P.D. not preventing crime in the black community. That finally made him cum.

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