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October 17, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
For the men who live entirely for their high school reunions, and you know who you are, you could do worse than showing up with 50 Cent’s baby mama to the next Holiday Inn assembly. Imagine the desperately jealous looks on the faces of the Cobra Kai aryans who emasculated you in the halls. When they ask you how you met, say you fucked Fitty’s bitch at the club then made her give up her baby to be your full time cooze. They will finally know that all their taunts and bullying couldn’t keep a good man down. Hand them your realtor’s business card and tell them they better call you when they consider buying or you will fuck them up something serious. You have won.
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