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October 28, 2014 | crap around the web | editor | 0 Comments
Rather than importing Ebola and bauxite, we should think about stepping up the number of foreign girls who crawl on all fours on the beaches of this great country. Ebola, kills. Bauxite, no clue what that is. Hot girls in bikinis with their ass in the air? We have to agree that’s good for America.
Claudia Romani has an ass made for bikinis and gentle vibrations (Egotastic)
Read all about how Ray Rice thinks he’s better than you. (TMZ)
Taylor Swift knows as much about New York as a fucking Kalahari bushman. (HuffPo)
Wanna see Hilary Duff’s titty surgery scar? Yeah, you do. (Drunken Stepfather)
Ana Braga’s tits affect the tides they are so big. (Hollywood Tuna)
Vanessa Hudgen’s cleavage makes my dick sing “High School Musical” songs. (Popoholic)
That guy your girlfriend diddles herself to will probably play Doctor Strange. (The Superficial)
Julia Roberts wants you to know she achieved her horsey face without surgery. (Dlisted)