Blake Griffin Accused Of Bitch Smacking

Blake Griffin is accused of slapping and choking some dude named Daniel at a Vegas club by some dude named Daniel from the club. The guy claims he was taking a panoramic interior of the club which just happened to be within an arm’s length of Griffin and some teammates, so Griffin grabbed the dude’s phone. He wouldn’t let the phone go so Griffin choked him. Then the club’s security came and Griffin apparently kicked them out of their own establishment like a boss. You don’t want to fuck with Blake Griffin and his wildebeest mates armed with pepper spray or Kremlin riot gear. Those motherfuckers are animals. Then Griffin apparently slapped the guy. Professional athletes don’t like having their photos taken. They want to relax and avoid their whore mingling being posted on the Internet for their first wives and assorted baby mamas to see. No word on when Daniel will include the part of the story where he was was shit faced, pestered the athletes all night with his cell camera, before spilling a vodka cran on Griffin’s shoes and asking him what the fuck he was going to do about it.

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