Bill Cosby Referred to As Rapey

Comedian Hannibal Buress made headlines by calling Bill Cosby a rapist on stage. Cosby has somehow eluded sexual predator status even by staunch feminists and rape activists, mostly because worlds would shatter. If some dorky sweater wearing sitcom doctor is a rapist, it means none of us our safe.

Cosby has been accused of sexual assault an astounding thirteen times throughout the years, which is a pretty hefty number considering that’s not his only job. Cosby’s fame and wealth could be the target of opportunists, but thirteen still seems like a pretty high number unless ambitious chicks from one AOL chat room back in the day all decided to pick a year that would be their turn to head to Philly, become mentored by Cosby, then roofie yourself and cry rape. Albeit, some really fucked up shit used to happen in those AOL chat rooms, so I’m not ruling this out.

Buress didn’t like Cosby ripping on comedians who use foul language in their standup acts which kind of riled up Buress:

It’s even worse because Bill Cosby has the fucking smuggest old black man public persona that I hate. He gets on TV, ‘Pull your pants up black people, I was on TV in the ‘80s. I can talk down to you because I had a successful sitcom.’ Yeah, but you rape women, Bill Cosby, so turn the crazy down a couple notches. ‘I don’t curse onstage.’ Well, yeah, you’re rapist, so I’ll take you saying lots of motherfuckers.”

Buress will most likely disappear now and be found a week later a victim of a roofie overdose floating in a river. Looking back it seems like Michael Jackson might have done some bad shit too. Lets call it a law of averages. Thirteen criminal allegations speaks to some kind of shenanigans.

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