Audrina Patridge Drunk Is Nowhere You Want to Be

October 28, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

We’ve all been there before. You’re dressed like a gay dance troupe cop and you’re drunk mall girlfriend is pressing her finger into your face accusing you of botany, but only because she’s not so good with words. You know eventually she’s going to sink to the sidewalk in tears mumbling the names of her stuffed animals. Then you’re truly fucked. Even a real cop couldn’t mitigate this situation. You could taser her if you thought nobody was looking. But instead you’ll just profusely apologize and hope she doesn’t remember any of it tomorrow because she’s drunk and not particularly bright.

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Audrina’s mom was an inebriated sidewalk sitting Patridge before her daughter picked up the habit:

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