Robin Thicke Sucks At Everything

Transcripts from Robin Thicke’s deposition in the lawsuit filed by Marvin Gaye’s family show Thicke to be a talentless lying scrub. Thicke says he was high on Vicodin and booze and just showed up at the studio to fart up the place while Pharrell and the naked chicks wrote Blurred Lines. This throws Pharrell under the bus for lifting the song and conflicts with an interview Thicke did with GQ:

“Pharrell and I were in the studio and I told him that one of my favorite songs of all time was Marvin Gaye’s ‘Got to Give it Up.’  I was like, ‘Damn, we should make something like that, something with that groove.”

So, Thicke had the hazy idea to rip off the Gaye song, was too devoid of talent or fucked up to pull it off, so he brought in his musically gifted negro to do the heavy lifting. Thicke’s recounting allows him to distance himself from the thievery, yet still soak up whatever accolades the song received when people started listening to it on mute to see the hot tits.

“I wanted to be more involved than I actually was by the time, nine months later, it became a huge hit and I wanted credit. So I started kind of convincing myself that I was a little more part of it than I was and I — because I didn’t want him — I wanted some credit for this big hit. But the reality is, is that Pharrell had the beat and he wrote almost every single part of the song.”

Usually it takes some deep digging to prove someone is a rancid human being. Thicke has laid it all out in a PowerPoint presentation. I hope Pharrell hires somebody who weighs more than 100 lbs. to kick Robin Thicke’s ass and then hear all about the beating while he’s banging Thicke’s hot ex-wife and holding onto his hat.

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