Miley’s Mom Wants Approval

Tish Cyrus gets asked a lot about being the mom of America’s favorite acting out child. When your kid is flashing her cooch at school to the boys for a dollar, everybody just talks about what a horrible mom you are behind your back. When she does it in sold out arenas for millions, they ask you quite openly about your feelings while kissing your ass. And Tish has her likable, canned response ready to go:

“You know, I joke about it from being Billy Cyrus wife to Miley Cyrus’ mom, but no, not really. I am proud of her — she is my child.

Every Saturday morning when we are making breakfast, we twerk in the kitchen. It is so much fun.”

If by Saturday morning, Tish means 4pm when she tosses a bucket of cold water on Miley and the androgynous salvia dealer wrapped around her daughter’s feet, that could be breakfast. She could be more forceful about imposing discipline but Miley is an adult now, not to mention paying everybody’s rent and tooth whitening money. It’s amazing how the mother daughter dynamic changes once you’ve sold your offspring in the molestation bazaar that is young Hollywood. You can’t really ever take that back, except in folksy stories your publicist whispers in your painted ear before interviews.

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