Miley Cyrus Topless and Touched Up

It must’ve hurt Miley’s feelings that none of her 92,000 sexually deviant fucking the bear pics were hacked from the Cloud so she went and took her top off the old fashioned way, an inanely stylized European magazine spread. She looks more distinctly female here and less like an 80’s northern European androgynous rock band lead, so kudos to the Photoshoppers at V Magazine. I think it’s justified to applaud Miley Cyrus for her bold public persona, at least with the same vigor with which you hope she’ll suffer amnesia and disappear into a waitressing job at a Novia Scotia greasy spoon for the next twenty years.

Photo Credit: V Magazine