Miley Cyrus Pokes At Nicki Minaj’s Ass

World’s preeminent social satirist Miley Cyrus posted an Instagram picture of herself with a huge fat ass that looks like Nicki Minaj. Miley included the lyric “Ass so fat need a lap dance.” Minaj responded by reposting the photo with the weirdly punctuated caption “No chill ZONE!!!” The two pop stars became exhausted after trading monosyllabic barbs and retired to their respective solariums for salvia bong rips and tuna sandwiches.

Cyrus has altered Minaj’s album covers in the past, presumably due to insecurities about her cub scout physique, in contrast to Minaj who has the frame of a fuck toy designed by Asian comp-sci nerds. A staged rivalry is always a good way for artists to garner publicity, especially when they have nothing of interest to say. It’s how Lincoln and Douglas would have settled things had they both been really short and mildly retarded. I tend to prefer the Suge Knight beefs that result in one less rapper with a stupid name walking the earth. Every now and then we lose a real talent, but it’s worth it when they come back as even more awesome holograms.

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