Miley Cyrus Looks Rough

Miley Cyrus wants everyone to know she has been partying it up in Rio. She posted a series of photos explaining she was hungover during her show, because that’s what you want to hear when you shell out $500 bones to watch her spread her perineum on a Jumbotron and maybe come close on a few high notes. Professionalism in the music business really flew out the window when performers stopped singing or playing instruments or wearing pants. Normally with this kind of party lifestyle a young lady’s looks can go straight to shit. With Cyrus this is kind of redundant and maybe she will age herself to resemble an adult woman and not a hairless keepsake for pedophiles to hang from the rearview of their vans.

When your job is to change costumes and move your lips to the words for an hour it doesn’t really matter how fucked up or hungover you are. I wouldn’t mind seeing her perform under the influence of krokodil heroin just for a scientific control. My guess, both shows would suck.

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