Megan Irwin Needs No Tent

Australia is one of those countries where you can do whatever the hell you want so long as you make up silly words and slap people on the back. Fuck me, mate, did I just run over your dog? Let me get you a Fosters. I’m such a snagglewacker.

I don’t know why I’m so fascinated with this Australian model changing out in the open during a photo shoot. Usually models will at least have the gang of  squirrely-eyed crust munchers encircling them during a wardrobe change to ensure their privates aren’t hacked. Some bigger names get the Scheherazade tent complete with distilled water bidets and cotton balls soaked in zero-calorie flavors of the orient. This chick just said fuck it. I’m such a billyklump. I’m getting everybody a Vegemite sandwich for peeking at me knickers. Australia is the lovable slow kid at school.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI