Janay Rice Scolds America

I can appreciate a woman who stands by her man. At least when she’s not unconscious with an elevator door banging on her cranium so she can do so. Janay Rice came out this morning on Instagram and scolded America for sticking their noses in her and her husband’s personal affairs, not to mention killing his sweet fucking NFL paycheck.

I woke up this morning feeling like I had a horrible nightmare, feeling like I’m mourning the death of my closest friend. But to have to accept the fact that it’s reality is a nightmare in itself. No one knows the pain that the media & unwanted options from the public has caused my family. To make us relive a moment in our lives that we regret every day is a horrible thing. To take something away from the man I love that he has worked his ass of for all his life just to gain ratings is horrific. THIS IS OUR LIFE! What don’t you all get. If your intentions were to hurt us, embarrass us, make us feel alone, take all happiness away, you’ve succeeded on so many levels. Just know we will continue to grow & show the world what real love is! Ravensnation we love you!”

The San Dimas High School football rules shout out at the end is a capper to what could be a truly inspired rant on the media intruding well beyond reason into personal lives of celebrities. I’m pretty damn libertarian when it comes to privacy rights though I draw the line at women or children raped or bleeding. You want to whack your kid’s ass for talking back, good for you and good for society. Your wife wants to stick around while you call her cunty cunt the cunt face all day long while high on juice, that’s just VH-1 television. No harm no foul. But you can’t deck your girlfriend in an Atlantic City casino. How is that remotely a private matter?

Remember when O.J. joked about how many times the cops came to his house to break up a nasty fight between he and Nicole? Yeah, that was funny. Every adult in this country has the Jesus-given right to do shit so stupid it’ll get you killed. You can swerve in between SUVs on your motorcycle on a Los Angeles freeway or bareback prostitutes in Tijuana with herpes sores so swollen and large you can order an Uber to their location. But you don’t have the right to do shit so stupid it’ll get other people killed. Yes, even if they have it coming.

Also, stop ruining the sanctity and wholesomeness of casinos. Some of us have children running unsupervised around there.