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September 5, 2014 | crap around the web | editor | 0 Comments
Gwyneth Paltrow is officially converting to Judaism. She has fucked around with that mystical bracelet Kabbalah bullshit for years but now she is officially joining the Chosen People. That won’t be much of a self-esteem switch for Gwyneth. As a Jew I rend my garments in grief. This is the worst thing to happen to us in 70 years.
Read about all this messhuggah shonda. (The Superficial)
Scarlett Johansson drops a vagina troll from her lady flower. (Dlisted)
Aubrey O’Day’s ass likes to watch TV. (Drunken Stepfather)
Alessandra Ambrosio’s cleavage makes life worth living. (Popoholic)
Irina Shayk is scantily clad again. Joy! (COED)
The leaked nude pics of Jennifer Lawrence to be used in an art show because why not? (Moviepilot)
Hilary Duff’s lady parts are too big for her clothes, in a good way (Hollywood Tuna)