Courtney Stodden Has Tits Will Travel

If you carbon dated Courtney Stodden you’d find twenty years of age was not a rock solid estimation of her years on this planet. She looks like she could tell tales from working the rooms at the Sands Hotel during the Cuban Missile Crisis. Courtney is back with her elderly husband who rescued her from the fate of still being a virgin at sixteen. She broke it off with him back in January so she could fuck other older men to see if something more ample popped in her career. Sadly, not everybody was blessed to be the next Mariah Carey or Chelsea Handler. With an apology and a party dress soaked in splooge, Courtney returned to her spouse who took her back with the understanding that it’s highly unlikely he’d ever find a high school sophomore to bang legally again. Pederasty really is a fickle beast.

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