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September 11, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
I’m pretty sure I heard about this before and just put it out of my mind. But now I can’t get Take It to the Hub out of my head. The new Coolio mega-hit with over 3,000 listens couldn’t possibly be more cravenly sponsored by Porn Hub. Apparently, somebody in marketing decided men need musical encouragement to look for porn online.
I saw her pussy and her titties [something inaudible that rhymes with last week]
It kept a smile on my face since last week.
That’s actually more profound than Taylor Swift’s new song. Though I wonder if your 2:45 online video time wouldn’t be better just watching Vanessa Del Rio triple penetrated on PornHub rather than hearing Coolio sing a song about it. After the girl’s father and maybe your childhood priest, Coolio seems like the last guy you want in the room during sex.