Coco Bikini Breaches

I don’t know what these girls are shooting into their shitters to make them extra bulbous and grotesquely disproportionate, but I’d like two quarts for my girlish calves. Rappers have this thing about fat assed women, but I have to imagine Ice-T is every now and again banging his lady and feeling like one badly ashamed shepherd. Once I saw the first fatback wave traveling across those cheeks like a deep seismic buckle, I think I’d go back to drinking with my boys and beating up guys who talked about how hot my wife’s ass is.

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