Cher Likes Her Black People in Limited Numbers

Cher is being sued by former choreographer Kevin Wilson who claims she refused to hire some black backup dancers because she wanted a racially diverse group and too many black dudes were earning all the spots. It’s like reverse reverse reverse discrimination, at which point the Discrimination gets dizzy from spinning around and careens off into pointless lawsuits and vegan pea snaps.

Wilson’s lawsuit also claims one of Cher’s male dancers was involved in a sexual assault and Wilson and two others were fired because they wanted to bring it to the attention of the authorities. This accusation should be laughed out of court as it alleges one of the tools dancing with Cher in mascara and a Cleopatra getup is into chicks. Wilson is seeking untold damages, although he’d settle for having Cher’s name dragged through the mud as a moral victory for putting up with a the tour bus stories about how great Chastity looks now with a gut and a dick.

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