Ariana Grande Responds to Pics with Pics

While the media is collectively lamenting the downfall of the social contract by way of leaked naked photos of actresses who make a living by being almost naked, Ariana Grande and her people are turning lemons into publicity points. Some Ariana Grande photos were leaked in The Fappening but they were quickly dismissed as part of the half of the leaked photos that were entirely bogus. Rather than going Norma Rae on the right to finger yourself in totally secure selfies, Ariana Grande released a nice photo of her rack and chided the public in nearly indecipherable baby text talk:

To every1 going on about my “nudes” & my “m&g prices” neither are real! My lil a** is a lot cuter than that lmao & tour details r comin soon.

‘But forreal tho whoever thought those were actually me…… love u but I’m praying for u’.

I don’t know what that fuck that illiterate gibberish means, other than her fans are not big on syntax and she’s going to rape them for a lot of their parents credit card money. It might be rather crass, but it’s also not screaming pointlessly at the tide. If it wasn’t for the fact she’s dumbing down an entire generation of girls with her Twitter ebonics, Ariana Grande could win some kind of prize for being smarter than her peers.

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