Shanina Shaik Doesn’t Understand the Walk of Shame

Someday, we’re all going to be Arab-Australians. Maybe like fifty more years if demographics trends hold. But we’re not all going to be climbing off Little Canadian King Joffrey’s yacht in the morning. What happened to young women discreetly doing what they have to do to get ahead and then lying about it? Secret hidden shames that eat you up inside even decades later really are the best. They’re like back alley abortions. That took courage. Now you can get de-fetused where the gift wrapping windows used to be at department stores. Yes, I would like extra gauze, no, I would not like to sign up for a Macy’s card. Unless Bieber shows up dead from poison in the next several hours, there was no excuse for this Victoria’s Secret model to be on that boat. We need to bring back public shaming. Suicide rates have dropped precariously low.

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