Miley Cyrus Relates To Pigs

Miley Cyrus is flooding Instagram with pictures of her new pet pig Bubba Sue, because most people have never seen a pig suckled a human teat and find the novelty endlessly hilarious. Cyrus has found that taking topless photos or parading cute animals around is a preferable means of self promotion than having to say something stupid about the Gaza conflict. Although she could mention people hate pigs there I suppose. Like many of her peers, Cyrus is  involved with PETA, because it makes you seem compassionate when you mention cruelty to circus elephants over prime rib at BOA. Pet pigs are super cut until they shit on the floor then start rolling around in it because it feels cool against their skin. I can understand Miley’s affinity for such habits, but she needs to remind herself that tossing about in her own feces might cost her some endorsement deals. Also, it’s what killed two of her uncles.

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