Kristin Cavallari In A Very Short Dress

There was a girl in my high school who wore exceptionally short dresses until one morning a teacher scolded her in front of the entire class for dressing like a prostitute. She cried. He was fired for his comment. Not two years later that same girl was arrested in a resort area for prostitution. To this day I’m left to wonder if the teacher was prescient or just inspiring.

Kristin Cavallari may have tricked an NFL quarterback into getting her pregnant and eventually marrying her, but if Jay Cutler gets her long dancer legs wrapped around him during one of his semi-monthly injured reserve tours, he’s getting his fair take from the arrangement. Romance has corrupted the view of what comes from relationships. Focus on the leg wrappings and the fact that your NFL pension is untouchable and you’ll never have regrets.

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